Love: So, are you in or are you out?

So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 17:00

Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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Be precise

By Loveless - 07/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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CrumblingEarth 2

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:24

Elaborate in what way? Sometimes you should be more direct in how you say things. She could have been confused as to what you were really saying. Unless you straight up said "I love you", in which case FYL!

LikeLegitness 20

Thursday 15 June 2017 22:14

Why would you even say to a crush that you love them? You don't fall in love until you've dated for a while. Don't ever tell someone you're not dating that you love them.

Comments

Sam_Dchi 23

Thursday 15 June 2017 18:21

Indeed, very much so!!

booboobear97 4

Thursday 15 June 2017 18:51

Awww I'm sorry op. That sucks ??

I'madumbass 19

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:09

What is going on here? I seriously don't understand what I just read. so, so sorry OP.

Tarlachia 33

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:13

It's called rejection.

I'madumbass 19

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:13

I believe you mean "subtle rejection"

CrumblingEarth 2

Thursday 15 June 2017 20:24

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 June 2017 21:34

Translation: "Go straight to the Friend Zone, and consider it your Hotel California or your Roach Motel."

LikeLegitness 20

Thursday 15 June 2017 22:14

Why would you even say to a crush that you love them? You don't fall in love until you've dated for a while. Don't ever tell someone you're not dating that you love them.

piinksock 17

Friday 16 June 2017 15:39

Maybe you weren't clear. Are you dating? Or did yoy just throw this elaborate proclamation of love at her out of the blue? Because if that's the case, I'd be shocked, and probably wouldn't have managed as nice a response as she did.

Ed Munson 14

Saturday 17 June 2017 5:17

"crush" and "love" are separated by about a million miles on the feelings line. I call this a definite FML, but you definitely deserved it!

Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Sunday 18 June 2017 10:40

Fun fact: men tend to fall in love faster than women. Especially if you aren't even DATING, why would you tell her you love her?? That's creepy AF. Plus, the word you're going for is "infatuation". YDI.