Work: Slippery

Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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You deserved it 70 376

By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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You deserved it 2 944

By croleymd - 17/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 930

You deserved it 27 369

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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You deserved it 7 811

By mandapanda - 02/02/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 162

You deserved it 4 889

By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 630

You deserved it 3 579

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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You deserved it 46 574

By Tuture - 30/04/2016 01:08 - France - Paris

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 641

You deserved it 2 557

By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 5 634

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:40

Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.

PuffDaddy395 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:38

Do you work at an auto repair shop..?

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jew_lala 11

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:04

Ice= pump the breaks and you can steer! Duhhh!

momo1972 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:20

Poetic justice, that's what that is

someguy314159265 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:27

"Despite" your pleas, praying, and profanity? As if they even do anything?

gqqlmno 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:34

Well thts ur falt for being a cheep bassterd nd nt buyin studded tiers lmafo

bazzabro 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:58

I DONT FUCKEN UNDERSTAND HOW HE DESERVED IT YOU ******* TROLLS!!!

Imthecowgodmoo 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:34

Smooth

love_player 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:07

How ironic... Don't think i believe u!

BlinkandRHCP 7

Monday 12 December 2011 4:51

I guess Jesus decided to not take the wheel this time?

hoonyer 17

Monday 12 December 2011 21:41

Maybe next time choose just either praying or profanity

kakaboom 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:20

speeding in a parking lot ? idiot!

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Slippery

Same thing different taste

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