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    Sleep Schedule Struggles

    By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30

    The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime!
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    Thursday 23 August 2018 21:50

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    Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
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