Sixth sense

By RecentCollegeGrad - 17/06/2015 18:09

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 600
You deserved it 9 933

Same thing different taste

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NotGabe 28

Retest. Pregnancy tests aren't 100% true to their results.

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since there is "no way" you can get pregnant, can you just get pregnant with out sex? is it just the body saying, "welp, its time to put these ovaries to good use" then BAM! you're pregnant? because if that happens.... then I'm very, very, scared...

Then how the **** are you pregnant if there's 'Now way'?

ptellini 7

Either you got a false positive or you have had sex.

Im with everyone else.... Explain!!

Maybe a guy you've been with recently had a broken condom? I agree with #4, get a retest to make sure. If it's still positive, then guess you should've taken birth control! Good luck OP

Birth control is not natural for the body. and are man made hormones. It ***** your body up. and honestly I'd never suggest it.

If it wasn't for the pill #75, I wouldn't get my period and thus never having kids. I have PCOS and the pill regulates my period

Okay. And it ****** my body up. I will never again take anything. Because it is not natural for our body's. They are man made.

87- so is half the stuff you eat, drink, wear, or use in any other way. We've gotta draw the line somewhere. Yes, a lot of it is unhealthy, but most of it isn't going to kill you and a lot of it makes our lives a lot easier. And unless you can tell me that you never eat junk food or anything else with pesticides, GMOs, salt, sugar, soy, dairy or gluten in it; that you never wear anything made of polyester, rayon, or spandex; and that you only ever use shower/bath products, hair products, and makeup from Lush, then you're a hypocrite. Because all those things I listed, and all the body products you can buy anywhere other than Lush all have chemicals and man made ingredients that are "not natural" for your body. But I'm willing to bet it doesn't bother you so much when you're eating a bag of chips or putting your makeup on, does it?

75- Before I was on the pill my periods were excruciatingly painful, heavy and very irregular. Not anymore! The pill has honestly made my life so much easier.

Just because it ****** up your system doesn't mean that it's dangerous for every woman to take. The majority clearly don't have any major issues with it.

I don't use bath stuff that messes me up cause it does and it's really bad on me. Food wise yeah. I do eat junk. But guess what. It didn't cause me to bleed for months straight and have other problems ****** wise. Make up. I hardly wear. I feel pretty without it.

My period is irregular and painful too. But I'd rather deal with that. Then have my body messed up. It's not good for you. And I'll continue to stand by that.

Air conditioning, cars, and modern medicine are all "unnatural". You know what is "natural"? Bears. "Natural" != "good for your body". Birth control is good for lots of people, it's just not good for YOU.

131- Well obviously birth control just didn't agree with you. It happens. But that doesn't mean everyone else who takes it will suffer the same effects.

Queen_of_Night 20

#130-I had issues with the shot, no issues from the pill or the ring (I prefer the ring). Each Birth control is different. Although I personally take a lot of man made shit, like Iron tablets... Because I cannot keep Iron in my body and I can't eat enough Iron to keep me from getting Iron deficient anemia. I am super vaccinated because pneumonia's a killer. I take albuterol because my lungs don't behave. All man made things that go into my body daily to keep me functioning. The whole "It's not natural!" is a stupid argument. When we lived more "natural" we had a life expectancy of about 40 years. I don't know about you, but kind of glad I'm expected to see beyond another 10 years.

YDI for giving your mother heartburn.

Cagara_fml 10

What made you think that there is no way you were to get pregnant?

harmtouch16 11

"No way" like, Virgin Mary or "no way" as in, "omg we totally use a condom every time" cause we need to know the level of herp-derp here. Don't tell me it's "no way" as in, "he pulls out."

tha pull out method claims another nave. so did you get kicked out or did she let you stay so she cld gloat?