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She's ready for Valentine's Day!

By dasdachs - 12/02/2018 11:14 - Slovenia

Today, while cleaning, I found a grocery bag with thongs in it. I took them out, smiled and jokingly asked my wife, who never wears them, if she's keeping secrets from me. Turns out she isn't and the bag is not hers. It's belongs to my 76-year-old grandma. FML

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DanielleinDC 33

Monday 12 February 2018 2:05

At least your wife isn't keeping secrets from you.

user918 12

Thursday 1 February 2018 11:17

So your grandma still has a healthy sexuality at 76? Good for her!

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donb23 23

Wednesday 14 February 2018 20:29

That is something you can't understand.

Bubbilility 27

Thursday 15 February 2018 5:14

Only because she's old enough to not longer feel the discomfort of sexy underwear.

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