Sex and Love: See ya

See ya

By Emily - 14/02/2011 20:25 - France

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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You deserved it 7 388

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By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 069

You deserved it 4 867

By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 217

You deserved it 7 612

By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 875

You deserved it 4 213

Dodged a bullet

By CC. - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 913

You deserved it 25 074

Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 456

You deserved it 1 807

Mind your own beeswax

By Aiedail - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after months of watching it brewing, my best friend, who I love dearly, slept with the girl I've disliked for almost as long. It’s not my place to be hurt, we’re not together, but the idea just fills my heart with hopelessness and sadness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 845

You deserved it 510

Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 041

You deserved it 6 710

By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 235

You deserved it 2 758

By Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - 28/01/2010 17:27 - United States

Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 194

You deserved it 5 041

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 733

You deserved it 8 240

sassypants93 17

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:56

Maybe you should have kept your legs closed for a little longer...

GawZ 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:59

sounds like he used you for sex. great guy to have a crush on. congratulations. fyl.

Comments

silentReaper 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:17

that sucks... :/

soccermvp1997 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:42

unless it was really fun then it was worth it

Ikushka 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:18

that gotta be heartbreaking, sorry for you

HappinessForFree 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:20

I can't even imagine someone like that being a friend, let alone a 'good friend'.

brunettebabe17 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:21

Ouch! That sucks.

brunettebabe17 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:22

How do u send messages...?

ryanst 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:51

I think the "brunettebabe" username is a cover up for just how blonde you are.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:46

You can't send messages on the app, #21.

Mario_lib 6

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:19

^^ win

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:24

That's what you consider a good friend? I hate to kick you while you're down but if he knew how you felt, you really should've talked it through before taking the next step. I hope the experience made you realise he's not worthy of your affections and at least you had that one night.

duckhugger 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:35

she told him how she felt and he used her anyways.

HappinessForFree 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:37

You are completely right! There's just one thing I disagree with, though. When you love someone, making love to them can intensify your adoration towards them, making the 'breaking-up part' harder... So I wouldn't say that 'at least she had that one night'. It probably made it all worse for her :(

raachelbabyy 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:14

I agree with 22 and 33 :(. sorry for you hun. <3

mars28 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:24

that's horrible

MaxTheFrench 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:25

Ah c'est cool ça une FML postée depuis la France, je vois qu'on a des anglophones en France and I'm proud of that. I read the FMLs almost everyday and some of them are really funny ! By the way, your friend is an asshole, don't try to love him anymore