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nr1234 - 24/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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Nosebleed

bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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Raise the pressure

Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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Romance isn't dead

broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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PsychoXtheXrapis 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:10

Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.

ambowew 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 11:53

You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!

andy1500726 19

Thursday 26 May 2011 1:26

guys don't get orgasms

hiphopper101 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:52

w8... we ******... and here I thought guys just came

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 3:24

who are y'all talking about? that was a girl in the pick?:P or maybe I'm just confused:)

Lockjaw2k 5

Thursday 26 May 2011 3:57

Could be worse. They could give YOU a nosebleed!

Complaining 13

Thursday 26 May 2011 7:38

Complaining 13

Thursday 26 May 2011 7:40

Sorry, malfunction.

amauk10 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 10:10

i love u!

mrhept 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:08

he's getting into it!

Kittcatz38 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:32

at least you have a ******* boyfriend

Youngnut18 6

Friday 27 May 2011 9:08

Tell him to donate the blood and save lives!!! Killing two birds with one stone ;)

aPieceOfFruit 16

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

wait......how long have you been going out and NOW you figure this out? :D

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