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By Harry - 05/12/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofa to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it, and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

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By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00

Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML

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Don't drink and DIY

By bob the builders pissed off daughter - 29/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Campbell

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

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PIVOT!

By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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CARS!

By hatenicknames - 09/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was moving in with a housemate who was fixing his car outside. First, my dad was helping me move, but got distracted by the car, then my boyfriend came to help and also got distracted by the car. I've been moving everything by myself. FML

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Perfectionist

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we finished redecorating my kitchen. My dad has been his usual OCD self about getting it perfect, so when he noticed a shelf was just barely not level, he decided to adjust the screws. It fell off and damaged my floor, so he threw the screwdriver and cracked a wall tile. Thanks dad. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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By mazzer - 04/01/2012 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

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By Username - 14/04/2011 06:59

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Friendly fire

By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

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SenGaeriel 3

Saturday 5 December 2009 12:51

Make your dad pay for the damages since he is the one who wanted to save a buck in the first place.

danthemanfosho 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:12

well even if you lived in a house you would have to pay for it

Comments

killinmesmalls 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 18:19

YDI for not taking the legs off

capthavoc123 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 19:18

You guys are either morons or people with pencil-thin arms if you can't get a couch out of an apartment without causing that much damage.

fegd 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 21:15

For what it's worth, movers might have done the same damage.

BunnyDrastic 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 22:51

Wow dude

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:59

Next time your dad should ask his smart friend to help.

happyhak 5

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:47

So much for "saving money"...

42billybob 5

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:03

fix it yourself and save money!

nonynony 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:51

I like how you've worded it so it sounds like the couch's fault. "Its leg did this and that..." as if it has a mind of its own. Your dad and his friend (and maybe you) did it. Stop blaming an innocent sofa.

Skull_300 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 14:46

If it is such a big deal...cut the ******* legs off the son of a bitch. Your Dad and his "friend", not the Sofa. The ****** idiots don't know how to move furniture.