Miscellaneous, Gamers, Relatable and Porn: Satisfaction - FML

Satisfaction

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

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Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By CandyCrushAddict - 21/09/2013 15:09 - United States - Wilson

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Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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Life is life

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

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Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

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Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By sudoku_fiend - 13/12/2015 04:40 - United States - Millville

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

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By lilzoot - 08/02/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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Top comments

Yudith 25

Monday 28 October 2024 17:47

I used to feel the same way about the game of Tetris on my phone, so I can relate.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 29 October 2024 8:46

what is this game? asking for a friend

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Yudith 25

Monday 28 October 2024 17:47

I used to feel the same way about the game of Tetris on my phone, so I can relate.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 29 October 2024 8:46

what is this game? asking for a friend

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 31 October 2024 5:15

Well, if you're going to get addicted to that gameplay mechanic, stay away from Merge Dragons.

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