Customers, Awkward and Kids: Rude boy

Rude boy

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

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By Ari - 08/09/2018 23:30

Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 9 February 2015 0:17

I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.

devildog562 33

Monday 9 February 2015 0:17

You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.

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drangler 2

Monday 9 February 2015 4:09

I woulda punched that guy in the face what a ******* ass hole

clair_brodie 35

Monday 9 February 2015 4:10

Until I saw it in print, I always thought it was duck tape. And some people just have speech impediments. And who calls a child a ****? They can not talk properly anyway.

dark_angel4121 12

Monday 9 February 2015 5:01

There is a brand of tape called Duck Tape; so the little girl is not wrong.

spunkylady 24

Monday 9 February 2015 4:10

What a prick! Who talks like that to a poor six year old?! Shame on them!

lmbachman 23

Monday 9 February 2015 4:18

He would've needed duct tape to patch up the head wound I would've given him. No one should EVER speak to a child like that, and Lord have mercy on anyone who does it in front of me. FYL, OP.

cappellaaa 23

Monday 9 February 2015 4:20

I would have knocked him the **** out. To say that to a little kid, let alone anyone, is just completely uncalled for.

ViviMage 39

Monday 9 February 2015 4:21

Duck tape, duct tape, riggers tape, 100mph tape, hurricane tape, waterproof tape.... All the same name. Tell that harassing moron off!

jackroarrr 25

Monday 9 February 2015 4:25

Omg. This should have read today while shopping I **** punted a douche bag that yelled at my kid **** his life.

c_wyld 21

Monday 9 February 2015 4:30

I would of jammed my foot so far up his ass, he would have to unbutton his collar to shit.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Monday 9 February 2015 4:30

Actually it is duck tape, because it's water proof. That's what it was invented for, to waterproof ammo cases. It turned out to be a great tool for improvised repairs, and the rest is history. It's actually horrible for working on ducts. The fabric is flammable.