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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 04:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML

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By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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my_usagi 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:00

Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

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IAMADINOSAUR 4

Wednesday 14 December 2011 21:19

Poor kitty....:/

DingoCJ 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:32

YDI.. Cats belong in cages (crab pots)

PunkChik27 3

Friday 23 December 2011 4:33

as sad as this is I can't help but laugh hysterically. lol

alikcat 4

Friday 20 January 2012 2:21

D'=

mya1234 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 12:55

awww I'm sorry

miniDJ 7

Saturday 4 May 2013 1:21

Do you know what happened

songforyou 3

Thursday 20 June 2013 5:15

I loooooove cats!!!That's suck,i feel sorry.And another thing here....don't you want to know how is she or he dead?

Esma_fml 10

Monday 12 August 2013 6:03

Rise and shiaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Isranium 12

Monday 2 December 2013 20:00

That must have been a CATastrophe!!!

RavenBlaze 12

Thursday 14 August 2014 20:37

That poor cat! I hope it got to see the beautiful day before it passed on to Cat Heaven! I feel sorry for you, OP! Just remember the great times you had with him/her!

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