Intimacy: Rejection erection

Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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You deserved it 83 502

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Same thing different taste

By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 432

You deserved it 25 060

Denied

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 22:00

Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML

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You deserved it 148

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 842

You deserved it 371

Denied

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 20:00

Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 1 628

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 172

You deserved it 1 909

Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 227

You deserved it 555

By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 511

You deserved it 8 086

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 21:34 - Netherlands - Tilburg

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 504

You deserved it 4 676

By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 138

caancoha 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:10

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

Heartside 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:29

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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itslilly123 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:19

most amazing idea ever. I'm so doing this to my boyfriend.

jonny2x4 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:15

I take it she's not so hot. If he won't get it up for her, he must be bored with her.

picturescrazy 24

Friday 25 December 2009 23:34

Your wife is my new hero. YDI, completely.

Ksantypka 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 0:43

Well played. I already like your wife.

davids123 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:10

soooooooo your falt haa you suck p.s your wife is amazing haa

BermudaBLU 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:47

********** next to her and cum on her back

Bobdoleomega 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:34

dude.. that's just nasty

Kirlyfoo 9

Sunday 19 February 2012 23:43

And funny... WIN

lolownedimo 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 2:29

FYL

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:42

Sure when they dont want to you do get any, but when its reversed, they are total bitches.

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:06

How could you say no to sex? YDI.

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:12

If my woman wanted it I would give it. If my dick wasn't up to it I would at least eat her pussy.

sam411411 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:11

29 ftw

Xxxhellishxxx 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:29

nooooo, 3 3ftw

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Rejection erection

Same thing different taste

Denied

How very dare you?

Denied

So frustrating!

Waste of time

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