Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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caancoha 0

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

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Heartside 0

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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teamwork 0

Am I the only one who's always down for sex? This is ridiculous.

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perdix 29

No, I'm the other one. ;) Seriously, I think a lot of other red-blooded men are more like us than the OP.

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Maverick5762 0

I guess they aren't on FML though because they DID just have sex, because they didn't turn down their partner!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Then why are you guys on FML?

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Mzzangel 0

my fiancé and I have an agreement to never turn the other away when we r horny. because of that exact reason!!!! so you totally deserve it asshole

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solid_neo 0

YDI. Why the **** would you turn down sex?

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miraquin123 0

******* deserved it

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Fuckimlazy 0

YDI for obviously being gay. MEN, PLEASE YOUR WOMEN!!!

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hockeyhouse 5

I also say YDI but not as harsh ad the others. What did you expect, really?

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Ilovemyseacow 0

He wasn't in the mood when she asked him for sex, in which he turns her down, seems pretty normal. (Not all guys are always in the mood for sex all the time obviously) and now after witnessing his wife sexually stimulate herself, he can't help but feel aroused and attains an erection, in turn putting him in the mood is only expected for alot of guys, but his wife turning him down and would rather ********** seems kind of strange really, I mean she was already in the mood obviously, and who would rather ********** then have sex with their partner? I think your wife should've swallowed her pride to have made it much more enjoyable night for the both of you. It's her loss really. 

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vetter_fml 0

sex isn't always better because you can't have the same amount of centralized focused pleasure to certain areas. The invitation was there, he refused, so she took care of it.

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Xxxhellishxxx 0

exactly, they make toys so sophisticated now, you don't need another human being if they're too self centered to give it up when they are "too stressed/tired." my husband pulls this shot sometimes too, so I just say ok and go into my box of toys, God gave us 2 hands for a reason lol

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XxgreymoonxX 8

xD that wasn't the point man, if she had to fix her own problem then he does too

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pepz_fml 5

your a tad wrong there. if the woman is masturbating already maybe she wants to ****** quickly. if she decides to have sex she has to make him cum and not focus on herself.

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