Rats!

By Etrius - 17/08/2014 15:19 - United States - La Grande

Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML
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AFaye3964 17

Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.

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nerdychicreader 15

Her tattoo artist needs to go back to school maybe?

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cryssycakesx3 22

tattoo school, huh?

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clair_brodie 35

Not sure if you are being serious or sarcastic but in Portland they have schools for tattooing.

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cryssycakesx3 22

i guess that's what I get for being sarcastic. in my state I believe they just do an apprenticeship, but I'm not a such artist so I could be wrong. my apologies for my unwarranted sarcasm, 13.

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PocketDial 13

Don't know why people down-voted your comment

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abhi95 31

#75: Shhhh.. Keep it low.. It's apparently bad manners to point out to people they don't get it cuz they are d.. Oh damn that was close.. I almost said it. It's also a self preservation tip. They don't get it.. So trying to make them get it will not work. It will instead lead to confused anger.. However.. Look at y'all trying to make me feel good again and again. That's really sweet.. Really!

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hxnnxh 14

'No no, I didn't say nice rat, I said nice tat..' Play it off if it ever happens to you again OP!

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cryssycakesx3 22

lol if he mistakes wolves for rats again. seems like a pretty unique situation.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

This is more of an FML for the stylist than for you, if a customer could not distinguish between a wolf and a rat...

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Q1443 10

So she has a tattoo of MoonMoon. Even more interesting

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little_one 20

This is why you just say "nice tattoo" and then if she wants to she can tell you more about it.

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worldclassrager 39

I figured OP said something like nice rat tattoo for the comment but it was unclear being a vague FML

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shudson186 17

How does this really effect your life though?

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simplysarcastics 26

I am trying to understand how some fmls don't even seem to affect the op and get posted but when i try and submit a devastating fml it gets rejected. The hell?

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Mellishaw 5

What kind of a wolf has a rat tail? was she messing with you?

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lifein2014 13

So when did it become interesting to have a rat as a tattoo...

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cryssycakesx3 22

yeah, I thought it was a little bizarre that he thought so much of her because of what he thought was a rat tat.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Because rats are amazing pets and people love them. :)

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PokeZilla 9

Maybe she's into Chinese Zodiac signs.

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