Miscellaneous: Quality family time

Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

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You deserved it 6 046

Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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You deserved it 3 396

Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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You deserved it 178

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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You deserved it 3 135

OCD or asshole?

By Ellie - 23/07/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML

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You deserved it 111

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 824

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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You deserved it 393

You must conform

By lefthandspanker - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Craig

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

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You deserved it 1 717

By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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You deserved it 27 210

By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 3 709

thelindseyyy 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:23

...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.

akallaan 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:23

You just can't win...

Comments

Pyro_Wolf 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:44

Great grandma you have..

destroyu 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:49

Someday it will get her back lol

Meow_Bitches 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:50

Grandma level: Like a boss! O_O So thankful that my grandmother is not like that!

Visionax2 1

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:11

Do you also have a brother who fake cries to get you in trouble? Man, you just can't win, can you?

winkydog4056 16

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:11

Wow, TWO super sensitive cockbites in one day. Auntie Bertha, the re-gift recipient, Granny Broomhilda's giving you a run for your money.

viagradoesntwork 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:19

That's kinda a no win situation u got there

kurodansei 16

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:32

You lose some, you lose some.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 26 December 2012 7:12

Jokes on her because she'll be paying the bill they give for calling the ambulance for nothing. If not that than try a more personal form of retaliation.