Pussy power
Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Noblesville
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Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria
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Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States
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neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia
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Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland
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Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa
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It's just a flesh wound!
manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada
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pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
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I did not consent to this under my roof
CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur
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Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada
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For every FML about a relationship issue there is always at least one person ready to say "Dump him/her".
And there is always someone that comments on the person that says dump him/her too. Relax dude it's a joke.
Except jokes are funny.
Not all of them. I guess you've never heard of Dane Cook.
Definitely a FYL moment: No woman (or man) deserves to have pain afflicted upon them for being so considerate of their partner's sexual pleasures. Op, I salute you. ;)
You're one sexy and comprehensive man... I applaud you ;-P
Steve95401
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The only pussy he's getting in the near future is from his cats.
I hope he's not gonna get any pussy from his cats. weird
mellb_fml
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Should've bitten him just for holding your head down never mind the cats!
perdix
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That's using your head! Too bad I'm complimenting your boyfriend for using your big, dumb head to protect his little, cute one.
Does anyone else wonder how her face was scratched since her bf was holding her head down as she was giving him head? I can't see how the cats could scratch her but not him when her face was down and so close to his body.
mrnuleef
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Speaking from experience, cats are relentless, they will find a way
#37, Obviously, claw-wise, the cats double-teamed on OP cleverly.
Uh... pushing her head down from the top rather than pulling her down by the cheeks? It's pretty simple if you think about it... You need me to draw a diagram for you? :|
Maybe he's got huge crabs clawing at her.
mrnuleef
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That is a horrible first-time deepthroat story. Another feline cockblock story, brought to you by fml!
Jealous pussy
Makye15
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Get up and say no pussy for u
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Damn pussy...
Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.