Praise the Lord

Zippermania9 - - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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omnomnom91 0

And that tells you everything you need to know about how rediculous religion has gotten

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PlutoSA 0

If there's someone there that was really giving you a hard time recently, you should have pointed directly at them and pityingly said "Your time is numbered...." and then 'fainted'.

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ucofresh 4

YDI for going to that nonsense!

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mkav06 0

i knew there were boring sermons, just dodle on the bulltin to kill time instead of sleeping.

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TReNT19 0

haha I do this allll the time in church!

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