Birthday, Party and Love: Partied out

Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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sallen0046 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:06

It was his birthday, not yours. He's allowed to spend it any way he so desires. Next time, try checking with the person you're making plans for instead of assuming they want to do what you want to do. It's selfish. It was a hotel, you didn't even have to clean up after them. Next time, get over yourself and just go home if you don't want to participate.

wezzleey 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:54

So let me get this straight. You're saying FML because your husband wanted to party with his friends on his birthday? You spend time alone with him on anniversaries. Birthdays are meant for family and friends. I understand being bummed. But FML? I deem not worthy.

Comments

MangoArizona 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:00

I would leave his ass and changed the bill to his card

newthoughts_ 16

Friday 4 March 2016 13:27

Something tells me you haven't had relationships that lasted very long in the past......if you ever had a relationship at all.

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:06

SUPERGIRL111311 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:27

YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES I HOPE IT HAPPENS TO YOU

morallygrey 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:18

Hey at least you can take solice in the fact that you tried to do something for him. A lot of girlfriends don't even make the effort to see their boyfriends on their b-day.

starile 19

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:31

Um... what? Unless it's a super long-distance relationship, what gf would not go see their bf on their birthday?

rockstarK9 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:33

Well, #1, he's a guy. #2, it's his birthday. #3, you got a hotel room; that's just begging to have a party thrown in it. Don't be such a downer, let him have fun on his birthday, you guys can celebrate alone any other day.

AGGoddess 2

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:46

Even if he had told you he wanted the hotel room and changed his mind at the last second, you could have cancelled the reservation. I say since it was his birthday he should get to do what he wants.