Pain like no one has ever seen before

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
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loller27 6

thats what i call a nutcracker

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dumboears 8

Not sure how people can say YDI. Sorry OP, I can't even imagine the pain.

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DaKillaMafia 2

Did you forget to put your pants and underwear on? Try not to do that next time.

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erockinthesuburb 17

There's a lesson to be learned here... Never wear pants. Nothing but trouble.

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Dracoboxer357 35

OP, Sorry you had to experience that. I myself have gone through many forms of trauma to my groin, including being stomped, bitten, burnt with both fire and scalding water, frozen with ammonia refrigerant, zippered, punched and twisted, so I understand your pain. Fyl, hope it ended well. :P

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GoW_Chick 14

You must have some really kinky sexytime, or did I take that in a whole other direction..?

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ChloeC926 9

I cant imagine that pain!!! Must've hurt sooo bad!

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get428 7

Good night! I would suggest wearing a cup.

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DocBastard 38

That's the universe's way of neutering you. It's called "justifiable sterilisation".

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DocBastard 38

Because people this stupid and/or clumsy shouldn't pass their stupidity on to the next generation.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

So where do you draw the line between direct stupidity, and the fact accidents happen, regularly? I'm sure this isn't the first belt buckle to trim some skin.

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

So guys who get there junk stuck in a zipper don't qualify as stupid? Seems a tad bias.

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ErinBeam 1

How in the hell did you manage that?

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missababgaga 19

Thats exactly what I was thinking

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emjayprice 0

so... your belt buckle is low enough that it caught your balls? this probably means that you need to pull your pants up past your asshole.

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GrizzlierAdams 4

No it means he has a tiny and its right up there with his Belt line. Lol

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