Intimacy: Pain like no one has ever seen before

Pain like no one has ever seen before

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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Fight! Fight!

By LostInSunday - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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Pay attention

By stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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loller27 6

Friday 24 February 2012 16:04

thats what i call a nutcracker

Swiftly 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Oh my god, I felt that

Comments

AgaveLoco 5

Friday 24 February 2012 21:19

Is not possible

m3lyc 18

Friday 24 February 2012 21:30

Every man cupped his balls after reading this.

r_k_s30 0

Friday 24 February 2012 21:30

How small is your nutsack? Id have to squash one heaps to get it through a belt buckle

deliweli 0

Friday 24 February 2012 21:41

If you would wear your pants at your waist then you wouldn't have that problem.

lsucheer 0

Friday 24 February 2012 21:44

Yikes:/

aquaeyedsiren 0

Friday 24 February 2012 22:01

how'd you manage to get the beans above the frank?

Matt504 9

Friday 24 February 2012 22:08

STOP! DO. NOT. TIGHTEN.

desertRat 3

Friday 24 February 2012 22:17

Your doing it wrong

madison8895 11

Friday 24 February 2012 22:35

Ouch?

StreetReaper 9

Friday 24 February 2012 22:39

Wear your pants above your ass and you won't have this problem.

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