ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Oh no, the fun police is here

Oh no, the fun police is here

By We're still popping them - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 13:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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MeowMcMeowenson 19

Friday 27 February 2015 11:25

You know it's pretty unusual to shoot bubble wrap

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 27 February 2015 11:34

Your neighbor is an idiot. A gunshot is way louder.

Comments

krisseyDJ 20

Friday 27 February 2015 18:32

Relationship goals

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 27 February 2015 19:43

You have some weird neighbors.

pablo8 8

Friday 27 February 2015 19:58

How loud is your ******* bubble wrap

nialls_girl 13

Friday 27 February 2015 20:10

They're obviously not gun people. There is a big difference between the sound that bubble wrap makes and the sound of gun fire...

benjamn 24

Friday 27 February 2015 21:07

Did you invite the cops in for some bubble popping?

youresoscrewed 24

Friday 27 February 2015 21:37

Oh, is that how it's called these days?

MetalSonicCD 13

Friday 27 February 2015 21:46

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap, pop pop hope no one sees me, getting freaky.

Rammer3500 23

Friday 27 February 2015 22:01

Girlfriend and bubble wrap? You have a great life

Sathane 21

Friday 27 February 2015 22:11

Loudest bubble wrap ever!

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 27 February 2015 22:53

You can get bubble wrap with very large bubbles, it can be quite loud if you jump on it.

ally8 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:01

Everyone loves bubble wrap!!!!

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