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johnnyfuckfacer - 18/10/2012 19:40 - Canada - Concord

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
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Major_Whupass 3

How's the weather Ollie? It's raining sideways!

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Metallica36176 16

Another peice of information to refresh my memory of how stupid and horrible people really are.

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honeybadgerDG2S 2

Fight it through hr

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noisebox 1

Did you remind the rocket scientist that it was just a prediction?

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lenamartinovic 13

Will it be cloudy with a chance of murder?

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sugoine 12

That's when you refuse to sign the write-up unless your boss gets written up on the grounds of being a total and complete fucktard.

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jellenwood 35

I once got written up for being "late" to a volunteer event. I was told what time to be there and was early.

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