Intimacy: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 05:01

Today, I realized that having the apartment bathroom next to my bedroom space isn't so great and convenient when it's occupied by my evil roommate, Fartzilla. I hear every constipated grunt, despite having music turned up. Worse, it's like living next to a poop-pourri factory. Nose bleach, anyone? FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

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Cursed buildings

By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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By ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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Gentrification strikes!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2020 06:01

Today, I actually can't choose what's worse, hearing my direct neighbour having really loud sex on a regular basis, including furniture breaking, or hearing people cheering and playing the piano in the same room. Upper-class fantasy? FML

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Neighbors from hell

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 06:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, and intermittently ever since I moved in, the guy who lives in the apartment next to me keeps having loud sex with his hookup of the week, while I’m trying to watch TV, eat dinner, etc. I can’t even complain about him to my landlord. Why? The noisy guy is my landlord. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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purple_riot 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:12

What about when the hookers take a shit?

heatherrrx 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:09

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

Comments

whyowhy26 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:16

THIS IS NOT FUNNY !!! AAAAH!!! FML isnt a site where we wanna read about ppl whine.!! MAKE IT FUNNIER MODS!

whatevaaaa 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:17

ew id move out

FMPain 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:21

.....discusting

MR_OHCRAP 0

Monday 22 June 2009 14:07

Wow, you fail.

meanie_monday 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:23

sounds like my previous apartment o.o good thing we moved out

rafty4life 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:23

You should take advantage!! Try and get in on the time with the hookers? Maybe he isnt using the full time hes paying for? And challenge him in a round of battle *****? $10 per round, bribe your neighbor to be the judge and call it in your favour! :D

shattered567 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:06

ur profile pic is so gross :(

quake15 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:23

first haha

tshieldsneils 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:25

You DONT deserve this!! This sucks as I have the same problem. Definately a FML. It's expensive and a bitch to move, all commenters must realize this. I once had a apt where the guy upstairs played the TUBA, badly, every day precisely at 8 am and 1pm!!! it sucks and then it blows!!!!

DisappearingRose 18

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:03

That's not the only thing that blows. ;) *hint* hookers

skiBOAT 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:25

I remember moderating this one, which caused my gag reflexes to uncomfortably shift up to the front of my mouth. :[

Colleennn1579 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:32

Fyl indeed.

playfuldesk 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:36

Haha do a hooker and take a shit at the same time and see how he likes it

RJB 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:13

oh yah its so large i cant kepp it in me anymore oh god oh god oh god..oh my god theres more theres more theres more :When Op neighbor takes a shit that would be funny...lol