Health, Embarrassing, ACAB and Cops: No escape

No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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Rough night, huh?

By Anonymous - 12/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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PhantomMask 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:55

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

Comments

HayJay316 9

Tuesday 7 August 2012 8:46

YDI for going to a party where you where doing something illegal.

biologymajor1992 7

Wednesday 25 December 2013 0:04

HAHAHAHAHAHA

CharismaGeek 19

Saturday 26 April 2014 15:03

Ohhh I guess I will jump out this window about 25 feet from the ground and I won't get hurt.

FML_Elle 17

Monday 28 April 2014 18:43

statefarmjake 4

Monday 6 October 2014 16:00

Were you drunk?

Chezar303 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 18:42

shiiiit i would of threw a mattress than jump on it??

247pacient 11

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:55

Try watching Hollywood a little less. Jumping out of windows never has a positive outcome.

Skylarconner 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:15

you are a very stupid person, I hope your leg scares so you never fore get that

fantasyworld 37

Friday 11 December 2015 2:03

I would have hid somewhere.

RockinCrystal 0

Friday 11 March 2016 16:58

That happened in an episode of Miami Vice - a guy jumped out a window to get away. Crockett was going to chase the guy down the fire escape. He looked out the window, goes back in the room where everything has calmed down, and tells Tubbs, “There’s no fire escape.”