Nice way to put it

-_- - 18/02/2012 00:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
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onlychildFTW 33

He only explained your job in an "everyone will understand" way.

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BeccaHugs 17

This is why family reunions suck. It always ends up with someone drunk, someone fighting, someone crying etc... I'd rather stay home and read FMLs.

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emdawg15 4

Oh, that's why everyone loves family reunions..

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hateevryone 14

your dad is an ass.

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MatheusRajuidas 5

#54 - How did you manage to fail that much?

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andrew1107 0

OMG best fml ever! Even though it's really not that bad at all it's just funny that your dad said that

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bubo_fml 10

Gramps says: "Nothing like working w/ your hands!"

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redtigerlily 5

Well it is true. Sometimes you need to guide the horses or pigs penis into the female. Things do get pretty awkward.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Or if you do artificial insemination the male doesn't even go near the female so you have to collect his semen then put it in the female.

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fiblydinkerton 0

Well that is your job in a nutshell.

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