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GrossedOutKary - 19/05/2010 19:20 - Puerto Rico

Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

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holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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TMI

Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04

Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML

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NSFW, NSFL

12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML

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pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

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44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Hi there!

curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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Username - 03/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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:(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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YELP!

Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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DaBlankoMan 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:57

New home in a nice neighborhood? $300,000 The old couple next door? priceless

missvee98324 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:56

old people ftw

seanreddog 4

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:29

what #22 said.

HaxivX 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:31

well...you know how old people are...umm I mean gilf.  I'M HAXIVX AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!!!!

GoldBMXbikeR 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:31

I thot old people cudnt hear things? i guess it's wat they wana hear XD

ToNstAAr 8

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:36

Lol that's just gross....

blamereptar 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:56

lol are you telling me you woulnt want to hear that? :p

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:39

Having raunchy, disgusting sex and then fervently praying for forgiveness...? They sound catholic.

rachelleg 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:48

gross that would be like hearing ur parents doing it lol but bice to see the passion is still there even if they are old

smiley_ily 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:54

lmfaoo, haha, greeeat. party every nigght! :p

Ethwasia 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:58

DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS!!! PLEASE FORGIVE FOR EMBARKING ON THIS SEXUAL ADVENTURE THAT WE ENJOYED SO VERY MUCH!!! AMEN!!!

Eyeliner_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:01

well, I guess your never too old to get busy?

Taipan_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:16

I say F both you all's lives - yours for having to hear them and theirs for thinking they have to pray for forgiveness.

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