My last brain cell By Lewis - 25/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris It has been a tough week I agree, your life sucks 281 You deserved it 73 Share Tweet Share
Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 163 You deserved it 132
Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML I agree, your life sucks 315 You deserved it 537
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 895 You deserved it 20 133
Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 361 You deserved it 2 919
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 136 You deserved it 4 492
Today, out of the blue, my husband suggested to his parents that they move to our town for the next six months, with the understanding that we’d see them nearly every day. I found out about this when they starting making plans. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 943 You deserved it 165
Today, despite hints, suggestions, and even blatant criticism, my coworker refuses to believe he smells like rotten donkey nuts. He says he only needs to shower once a week, and that he doesn't believe in deodorant. I volunteered to do an extra autopsy today because the morgue smells better. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 579 You deserved it 1 330
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 101 You deserved it 6 285
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