Mixed signals

By Intheway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating told me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 717
You deserved it 6 181

Same thing different taste

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PersnicketyPu55y 0

Instead of whining about it, realize he's a jerk and stop dating him. No one can mistreat you unless you allow them to.

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Haha, I've just been sitting here refreshing, watching this. It's hilarious. And mushrooms is depressing me, how utterly dumb she is.

mushrooms_fml 0

2 spongebobrocks: 1. i know ur a guy, i was saying u will be intimidated by all the hot girls, ur dick will roll up into ur pelvis, assumeing u have 1 2. i dont want ur attention, i get enough of that in real life by real guys :) 3. just causse u read sumthing i wrote online does NOT mean u kno me!!!!!!!

Again, your making yourself seem like a ****. "I get enough of that in real life by real guys" Which means, a) you have no "real" friends. b) none of your relationships will last, and c) your legs farther apart then the U.S. and Germany.

spongebobrocks 0

It doesn't really take much to know you, you're too superficial for all that... Besides, I pity the poor people that take the time to know you, hoping that somewhere deep inside you're a normal human being. I wish I could tell them all it's not really worth it. If girls there are like you... *Shudders*

mushrooms_fml 0

Dont be jealous cause ive got friends spongebobrocks, yes all my friends r like me and they r damn good ones!!!!!!

Nai_fml 0

Ahaha, 133, you win as well.

1. "Mushrooms" is clearly on mushrooms to be so deluded about life. 2. If the guy in this FML really had game he could pick up another chick while one is hanging onto him.

mushrooms_fml 0

To dj817 - stop jumping in here with ur unwanted comments and calling me a ****, i have a healthy sexual appetite so what???? Just cause u dont get any ass doesnt mean the people who do r *****. Not that any of the resst of u would kno anything about getting any

spongebobrocks 0

Healthy sexual appetite... I giggled... Why are you so convinced that nobody else besides you is having sex..? Oh, that's right... Cause that's your only reply to everyone who insults you. Cause, once again, sex and material things are, apparently, all you care about.

Nai_fml 0

No, I wouldn't know about getting any. I happen to be fifteen, if you hadn't already checked. And I don't plan on getting any for at least another three years, if not longer.

spongebobrocks 0

Nai, you're amazing. Really. I keep hearing girls everywhere, from age 12 to age 16, bragging about how they lost their virginity, thinking that it's cool. I think Mushrooms will now go all "NO I LOST MY VIRGINITY WHEN I WAS 20." to try and gain some respect here. Needless to say, she will fail.

Nai_fml 0

Aww, why thank you spongebobrocks. I like to brag about being a virgin still, since I think that's something to be a bit more proud of.

Nai, my dear, YOU are full of win! I am so pleased to see a young woman working out who she is, having pride and respect, and being true to herself and honest about what she wants. When the time comes, you are going to meet a wonderful man, have a healthy respectful relationship and the most amazing sex because sex is more than just a physical activity. Kudos to you, bucket loads of kudos!

mushrooms_fml 0

Actually spongebobrocks, i lost my virginity when i was 17 :) and that was holding off 4 as long as i could, guys were begging me to do it with them 4 years!!!!!

Hang on a second! You held off as long as you could? Because guys wanted to have sex with you? Did you even want to have sex with them? ... priorities, clearly not for the cool kids!

spongebobrocks 0

That still doesn't mean you didn't want to lose your virginity, Mushrooms. You "held it off for as long as you could"... You're starting to make me gag, and I'm starting to want to be a bitch to you, but you're not worth it. To Nai: You're right, it is something to be proud of ^_^ And I agree with the lady from Australia.

Nai_fml 0

Aww, why thank you thequickredofox. Spongebobrocks: It's too bad most people don't see it that way, ne?

cucumberfabulous 7

Wow Mushrooms....I'm 17 and I'm still a virgin, and I plan on staying a virgin until I'M ready. Gosh, it is so fun reading your comments! Keep going....I want more

ezdosremember 0
redblueviolet 0
Widener2012 0
mushrooms_fml 0

Its ok i understand now y all of u r ganging up on me. I understand that u r just jealous of me, that i am tan and blonde and HOT, and i live in cali near the coast, and i go out to clubs and hook up and go to parties, and none of the rest of u do. The rest of u r just idiots, nai, spongebobrocks, dj817, gummibehrs, thequickredofox, redblueviolet, and the rest of u idiots who r ganging up on me. So shut the **** up!!!!!!!

Actually, I think you are an extremely ugly person. Not just in personality, but if that's you in your profile pic, then you look like any other bimbo burlap sack from the west coast. As in, you're not a unique person, just another blow up doll mock-up like you see standing on the corners. You're no more than a loose ******. When you are thirty, you will be used up and going no where in your life, which will be unfortunate for the children you will have. Oh yes, there will be children, because you can't keep your legs shut, and lord knows you sound like the kind of dumb broad to skip a day on the pill or to let a guy use the pull out method instead of a condom because he "loves you" so much. [yawn]

spongebobrocks 0

All of those reasons you named are the reasons we should feel sorry for you and pity you, not be jealous of you. Not everyone likes tan, blonde, egotistical ******. I, myself, prefer pale, black haired girls. Just because we're different from you, and don't go to parties and "hook up", doesn't mean we're jealous of you or wish to be you. I'd rather be a rat with syphilis than to be you.

redblueviolet 0

Isn't it 8:30 California time? And weren't you supposed to go clubbing with your friends at 6:30? And you've been commenting all this time instead of clubbing? And also, when you wrote the "it's almost 6:30" post, it was like 7:30-ish California time, right? (I just noticed that on checking for the aforementioned post to make sure it existed. Methinks there is a liar in our midst.

Nai_fml 0

Honey, I'm blonde, I'm tall, I'm thin, I get called hot a lot, and I live on the east coast of Michigan, where I'm proud to live, I keep to myself because I don't like parties, I'm a virgin, and I'm in a relationship where I'm happy. I'm not jealous of you at all. I have pretty much everything I want, and don't have to show off to others and brag because I think I'm better.

Oh God you have done the impossible. You just made yourself look even sluttier and bitchier than before!!! :O Tan, Blonde= moldy orange. Hot=saggy moldy orange. Let's see. Everyone who disagree's with you is inferior huh? Your cool because you live in Cali? You go to clubs, "hook up" parties. HAHA You just contradicted yourself! xD You, who has repeatedly on more than one occasion don't judge someone from what we've typed? Yet your doing the exact same thing! Your a hypocrite, and a stupid one at that. You are most likely the most stuck up and bitchiest person I've ever, EVER met on the internet. Congratulations. You fail at life. Think 50 year's from now. You won't have the man of your life by your side, while you slowly die alone. With no real friends who care about you. Because you said all your friends are like you. They obvioulsy don't give a shit. Get over yourself. I'm not jealous, if anything I'd hate to have your life. And yes, I go to parties. I have real friends. We have a good time! Like I said before your assuming. Something you've been bitching to us about for a while now. Dang.

I concur redblueviolet. I ran a time check just before that post and it was 7.30pm in California. Either that or the whole reading time thing is just waaaay too tricky.

Nai_fml 0

Let me fix this here, since my time ran out: Honey, I'm blonde, I'm tall, I'm thin, I get called hot a lot but don't like it, I'm pale, I live on the east coast of Michigan, where I'm proud to live, I keep to myself because I don't like parties, I'm a virgin, and I'm in a relationship where I'm happy. I'm not jealous of you at all. I have pretty much everything I want, and don't have to show off to others and brag because I think I'm better.

cucumberfabulous 7

Haha!!! I live in California by the beach and it's not great because it's FILLED with people like you!! Seriously, get over yourself ..

I call shenanigans. "Mushrooms" is clearly a dude using a "ditsy, slutty, blonde, female" fascade to rile people up. I bought it until his most recent post about being tan and hot and all that silly nonsense. No woman would brag about ******* for love, objects and money unless she was promoting a website. Good ploy mushrooms, you had me going. But clearly you are a 13 yea old boy with a picture you found on the internet.

You'd be surprised at the kind of people you meet on the Internet who are exactly who they say they are. It's damned scary. Not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying there ARE stupid bitches who'd do just that.

redblueviolet 0

I agree, personally. The real person behind this doesn't even know the time zones correctly XD. Not to mention, judging from the proper spelling and grammar in the person's profile, there may be mutiple people behind this.

redblueviolet 0

-goes pale- Seriously? ...I think I just lost my innocence.

mushrooms_fml 0

2 damegreywulf and spongebobrocks: U make fun of tan blondes because you wish u were 1 or had 1. U can get pale blackhaired girls like gummibehrs and the quickredofox because they have low self esteem because of their paleness. So y dont u 2, gummibehrs and quickredofox, go hook up with spongebobrocks cause u r the only 1s each other can get!!!!!!! And damegreywulf, dont be jealous its ok!!!! Justs because u wish u were from cali doesnt mean u have 2 bash every1 who lives there. And dont be jealous cause i actually use MY ******!!!!!!!

Actually, mushrooms, I like being pale. And I feel safe that at least I won't have skin cancer in my future. Sorry to say you're chances are quite high though, honey.

**** it I'm done talking to you. Your concieted, slutty, bitchy. You'll never get a husband or someone to be there and say I love you without him having his dick in your mouth. Go, enjoy your sad pathetic life. I don't give a shit. Do what you want, say what you want.

Nai_fml 0

I'm pale too, and happy that I won't be the one with skin cancer.

Mushrooms - I'm a red-head actually and I embrace my paleness. Haven't you seen the "tanned" old crones around where you are, you know the ones that look like they have leather for skin after so many years in the sun! Slip slop slap all the way! ... that said, I'm packing a picnic and taking my boychild out on the lake. It's turned into a gorgeous sunny day here with a hint of breeze -perfect for a sail. Have fun all.

redblueviolet 0

Yeah, I'm getting tired of it too. Mushrooms, if you're fake, and I very much hope you are, go away. If you're real, then PLEASE go away. Good day :D

I also prefer being pale, because then I don't look like I'm made of leather. Also I hate blonde as a hair colour. I do in fact prefer dark-haired people, but I have my eye on a nice Mexican, instead of some spray-on tan Cali bimbo ;) Also I never said anything about California. My Psychology teacher is from there, and she's pretty awesome. She's also black. More dark-haired people I love. I said you're a pretty typical example of a west coast-produced alligator bag, and probably as wide as one. Better keep on those Kegels, girl!

spongebobrocks 0

*Sighs* Mushrooms... So WHAT if they're pale? They have many, many more things to offer than you do. They clearly know what's right and what's wrong, they have priorities, they have an amazing personality to offer, which you don't. All you have to offer is your body... And that's just really sad. I wake up every morning with my fiancee by my side, someone who loves me for who I am. That's something you won't have. You won't have a guy that looks at you while you sleep, who listens to your breathing with a smile on his face, thanking God he has someone that loves him unconditionally and respects him and sees his true self and loves it... I don't know what else to tell you... You simply cannot be repaired... Have fun while you can, but just remember that you WILL end up alone and miserable...

Wow, mushroom. you actually made my jaw drop. im the palest out of all my friends. and im ******* damn proud of that. i can stay out in the sun for hours, i dont tan. and im glad. So you can stfu about pale people have low self esteem- nothing about that makes sense. stop being a dumbass and go away. kthxbai.

Lol damn Mushroom, I'm from San Diego and you're making us Cali kids look terrible. Just because you're ****** stretches like Stretch Armstrong doesn't mean all the other girls have to follow suit. You have no sense of argument do you? _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99