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failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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vishuzzbabe77 - 22/08/2011 06:04 - United States

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Dezzy - 03/11/2014 19:06 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

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"BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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rileykins 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:10

a leash? who walks their cat?

Zitho 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:07

I would have enjoyed that. A lot. :)

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Thursday 21 October 2010 10:30

that's a tad far for just a birthday...

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Thursday 21 October 2010 13:08

is your boyfriend gay? he obviously doesn't like *******!

Mennoholland 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 15:35

I say get yourself a real man, instead of a boy! ;)

Boomshadow 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 18:02

My birthday is November 25, and my wife's is December 12. You're totally invited. ;)

rosetta_stoned 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:34

its not halloween yet.

Thedrugslikeme2 0

Friday 22 October 2010 4:47

seriously a collar and a leash? I probably would have laughed too...

lindslove 0

Friday 22 October 2010 7:45

haha embarrassing

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Friday 22 October 2010 19:30

The moral of the story? There is no such thing as a sexy cat girl.

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Saturday 23 October 2010 3:31

that's awesome. id find that funny if it was pulled on me

MissSarcastic 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 5:29

Haha; it's okay My boyfriend said he'd laugh at me if I dressed Like a cat without at least warning him xD

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