Intimacy: Meat

Meat

By ohmyx3 - 30/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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By lovecrisis247 - 19/12/2010 07:46 - United States

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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You deserved it 25 514

No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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You deserved it 255

By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 11:10 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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justesen 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:14

Hahaha, awesome father :D

arcturussage 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:22

boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though

Comments

DStro 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:52

That's not an FML, that's freaking funny. I would love it if my parents would say things like that regularly.

iPhanny 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:52

LOL. Rofl #90!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Friday 1 May 2009 1:13

I hope someone high fived his dad for that one.

deathproof_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:43

YDI for being a loser hippie vegetarian.

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:48

i'm a vegetarian. #65 thank you i was going to say something like that. #106 just because someone is a vegetarian doesn't make them a hippie. keep driving your hummer you inconsiderate c*nt.

Kuroftw 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:29

I was a vegetarian for 5 years. I would of laughed!

chriz 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:32

Haha eat meat Haha cockmeat sandwich

4sons 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:45

HAHA, what did they do after?

heeystefi_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:14

lmfao k soo i love your boyfriends dad..

AnnaSeptic 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:18

Its not disrespectful not to eat meat if you're a vegetarian. What is disrespectful, though, is dissing someone's personal beliefs. Seriously, what kind of stupid person judges someone based on what they eat? That said, this is hilarious.