Love: Major red flag

Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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You deserved it 10 502

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By RequilaRainbow - 26/01/2012 07:34 - Canada

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 708

You deserved it 4 340

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 5 325

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 012

You deserved it 4 387

By fuckyoutoo - 24/03/2013 23:47 - Canada - Armstrong

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 336

You deserved it 9 646

You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 135

You deserved it 451

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 495

You deserved it 4 792

By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 459

You deserved it 6 575

By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 839

You deserved it 8 898

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 031

You deserved it 10 739

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 554

You deserved it 3 927

amart402 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:27

so break up with him. duh.

dreamer13 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:28

Ass Alert

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bleucaw 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:11

JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD

VoGuE221 5

Friday 5 March 2010 1:11

I wouldn't have bought it for him. I would've said screw you go buy yourself a damn hamburger lol

AliceC_fml 3

Friday 5 March 2010 1:13

Just go bite his man meat and then let him complain about taking too big a bite. the bastardly pig.

fr600270 2

Friday 5 March 2010 1:13

Mabye YOU should dump HIM.

lautturi 2

Friday 5 March 2010 1:15

I side with the people who said YDI. While your boyfriend overreacted, I can see his frustration. From the FML, we don't know if it's a common thing in your relationship but even so, it's disgusting to 'steal food' without asking. Especially when it's taking a bite directly from it as opposed to using a fork. I don't want to share your saliva, thanks.

no_luck83 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:34

so you don't kiss?

LadyDraigen 3

Friday 5 March 2010 3:48

Wow 95. Wonder what happens when the topic of oral sex comes up... and #108, in order for the prostate to be directly stimulated, you do indeed have go up his ass to do so. As for the OP, I'd make him some super magic shroom brownies and spike them with chocolate exlax. Let him trip to that shit. I don't think you'd have to worry about him sharing...

lautturi 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:03

I'm vegetarian and have a fair few allergies, thus why I can't abide people biting into my food. If you're taking a bit with a fork, fair enough, but biting directly into something I'm eating is likely to piss me off. Especially when I don't know what you've eaten. =p Kisses are different, but seriously, if I want to swap saliva, I'll kiss... rather than have it mixed in with my food. Ew.