Lose-lose

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Good on your teacher for not feeling an obligation to break the rules because he's dating your mum. Maybe you should ask for help if you're failing.

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Alzied 0

FYL for wanting to rely on your mom for your grades.

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Kirito_SAO 9

Are you failing English as well as "maths"?

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Cinn_fml 22

And there was me thinking that this was finally dying. Mostly because they already removed most of the comments that stupid. We call it Maths in the UK - where the OP is from - as explained by Irish (post #77) up there somewhere. So you know, your own English skills could be viewed as being a little sub par seeing as you don't seem to be able to read all that well.

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Lct1196 31

Do you happen to be failing English too? Last time I checked, maths wasn't a real word

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Cinn_fml 22

Well you didn't check too hard then, did you?

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cwl727 32

Well OP following your logic since you think your teacher should be giving you A's because your mom is dating him then should they break up he should fail you.

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TaterTot5122 7

Your math's teacher? I didn't know math could date!

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fantasyworld 37

Just because they're dating doesn't mean you should get good grades. He has to be a professional and grade you accordingly.

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daemonsparta 16

ydi for thinking your moms vag will make up for your shitty grades

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marthamydear23 9

it's math...not maths. people keep saying maths and that's incorrect

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