Let's say, hypothetically…

Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.

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stephenseiber1 22

Tell him that would work if he was actually any good

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lollypop30001 19

Tell him he has a tiny penis that's a punch to the gut for a guy!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

*Punch to the nut

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SillyBeanie 8

That's an FML for him wasting your time when you can be out finding someone who respects you, move on OP he's not worth it.

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BananaButt42 9

As do a lot of guys... if you are looking for something special, it's not him.

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Karenezzy 20

**** buddies it is.

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SmittyJA24 26

Love isn't a prerequisite to have sex... but it does make the sex better. OP: decide of you want sex with him ... or love (& sex) with someone else!

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teamS_fml 7

so are you two going to be **** buddies or nah??

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nreed32 20

Well **** him. Not literally though.

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ecstasy22 12

He never loved you. He just wanted sex from you

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Joestarry 8

you obviously don't understand his philosophy

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Kitsi 14

I hope you had enough self respect to tell him to get gone. That is absolutely pathetic.

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