Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!

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DakotaCat 4

We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

If you loved your toddler as much as he loved you, maybe he wouldn't hurt himself like that. When he's about 13, he's going to start cutting himself, and it will be all because of YOU.

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colhyena 3

I wouldn't feel bad. People are paranoid crazies. When I was little I fell outside & needed to get stitches on my chin.. and the doctor thought my dad did it to me lol

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Zebidee 8

You should have said "And you, quit staring at me like that unless you want one too, asshole!!"

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DocBastard 38

Zeb, you're just a little bit evil. I like that.

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All_For_Love 0

haha I totally get both points but you gotta admit, that's pretty funny OP

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Aoife_ckyou 0

F your kids L because you're obviously an aggressive, snappy person.

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premiumblendkari 0

Maybe you should start watching your freaking kids and not let them stand up in shopping carts where they can fall in the first place...toddlers belong in the SEAT, where they physically can't stand up, not in the basket.

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sietseld 13

Wrong-o. You clearly have never been around a toddler before. Even strapped in the seat tightly, if they don't want to be there they will wiggle into unimaginable positions very quickly to try to get out. It's tough having toddlers because sometimes you have errands to run and chores to do, butyou can barely do that because you pretty much have to watch them every second. Funny story OP.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

When I was a toddler I figured out really quickly how to undue the seat buckles for shopping carts and could quite easily stand up in the seat. It took me a period of about thirty seconds to go from strapped in to on my feet, if it took that long. Toddlers aren't entirely stupid they can easily learn how to get out of a shopping cart seat.

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djmigues 7

* won't I can't believe someone didn't say anything.

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Blue_Eyes08 0

that's just unlucky.. maybe you should think before you speak..

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chris21580 0

lol. kids say some the best things and they don't even know

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#55 beat you to that. I know reading the comments before you bother posting is quite a chore, but at least skim for key words that match your own! With that said, OP, you should replace his deodorant with BenGay or IcyHot lololololol

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TheZarola 10

Are you on the wrong FML, 70? This one says nothing about deodorant.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

I was copying something from a different FML that had been repeated there ad nauseam in an attempt at double-hypocritical humor. Now that I've explained it, it's an even bigger fail.

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