Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!

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DakotaCat 4

We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer

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very_ugly_girl 0

You should not have to explain yourself to people if they have an issue with you.

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very_ugly_girl 0

that is not funny at all. What is wrong with you????

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

very ugly girl, your comments suck. guess ur ugly inside and out :D

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GoingLesbian 0

LMFAO oh damn! That's amusing. Glare back =D Just for some kicks xD

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DocBastard 38

Beating a toddler is NEVER right. You start the beatings when they are infants, so by the time they are 2, they know who's boss. If that doesn't work, you have to resort to the dungeon.

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uffiewuffie 0

re read it, dipwad.

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fistnazal 10

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

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monnanon 13

nothing. your jaw is still wired shut from the last time you tried to hit her. Thats right, i took your sexist joke and ruined it.

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monnanon 13

wow my reply was recieved better than i thought. :D and what do you mean by too easy??

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easwhitey 0

What's wrong with hittimg a toddler? Jk that sucks OP

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Sparkiee93 3

Haha... the same thing happened to my parents when I was a baby, exept I ran into a wall and bruised the whole right side of my face from eye to chin and I think some lady tried to yell at them.

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