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Kids will be kids

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Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

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Lingonberry 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:51

That's a new way to get stoned

love_isnt_enough 15

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:49

My brother still tries to save his farts & he's also 20 . boys are weird .

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:05

As sibling to this man, it is your sacred duty to mock him incessantly for his actions. And by incessantly, I mean: in front of friends, family, potential girlfriends, future wife, coworkers, bosses, and as they reach adolescence and become increasingly frustrated with their father, children. I envy you this task.

hersheykisses511 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 22:56

100th!!!

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Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML

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Today, my wife walked into the bedroom in a vest top, a mini skirt, tights, and fuck-me heels. I thought I was gonna get some for the first time in months, until she came out with the dreaded statement, “I’m off out with the girls, can you stay awake? I might need a ride home later.” FML

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Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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Today, after recovering from pneumonia and a severe asthma attack caused by my dad's fiancée's cat, he chose to keep the cat. I can't go to his house without having to go to the hospital later. FML

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