Miscellaneous: Karma

Karma

By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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You deserved it 56 433

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 6 311

By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 653

You deserved it 54 084

By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 152

You deserved it 14 103

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By jfc - 18/08/2025 00:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I bumped into the bitchy mean girl who bullied me mercilessly throughout high school, leaving deep emotional scars. When I told my boyfriend who she was, he picked her up, carried her out of the store, and threw her into a puddle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 228

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 992

You deserved it 20 046

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 168

You deserved it 737

Domino effect

By anon - 24/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 84

You deserved it 807

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 999

You deserved it 313 017

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 150

You deserved it 44 672

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By wtfffbro - 02/10/2022 15:30 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I randomly ghosted an ex-friend and blocked her on my social media a few years ago for being too obsessed with Asian culture, I also saw the same girl making out with the same guy I’ve had a crush on the last few weeks. They’ve already started dating as of last night. Karma: 1 Me: 0. FML

I agree, your life sucks 243

You deserved it 1 195

jennaboo 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:41

Yup, karma is a bitch.

Judge_Mental 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:43

Falling up the stairs?

Comments

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 18 August 2009 14:30

This is more along the lines of "what goes around comes around."

kdizzleballa 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:31

Hahaha only two people here actually understands what karma is... karma only affects your next life and your reincarnation dumbshits.

elizanena9 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:01

definitely karma

nm22395 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:45

She must be magic to be able to fall up the stairs and defy gravity like that.

FU_BAR 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:19

Today, I read an entry on FML by 'whatgoesaround' and instantly felt my brain cells disappearing. The stupidity of the sentence alone cause this. Karma, I suppose.

L_baps 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:45

i dont personally think its Karma, just because she got fat and ugly over the years how does "karma" figure you should sprain your wrist? hmm! but i'll back you up :) i fall up the stairs a hell of a lot!