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Jump on me, I beg you

By RachelVanLannen9 - 12/07/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

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JordynnLOL 11

Monday 12 July 2010 9:04

surely a girl rides a guy? ..

beastlycass 0

Monday 12 July 2010 9:04

ouch that sucks. go buy a vibrator

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bloodmonk115 3

Monday 12 July 2010 13:52

could be worse he could be riding that and someone else more

imhowie 2

Monday 12 July 2010 14:29

First off, you ride him. Secondly, he just got it. Give him a chance to enjoy it for a little while!

dacho 7

Monday 12 July 2010 14:35

FYL cause Europeans whose native language isn't English can speak it better than you do. I'm sorry, I meant better THEN you do. Just in case you didn't understand.

nabo4u 0

Monday 12 July 2010 14:46

get even with him. buy a bucket of peanut butter and a puppy

KarateDuck 0

Monday 12 July 2010 14:48

No wonder, you're supposed to ride him!

Krissmiss0131 2

Monday 12 July 2010 15:06

wow...that sucks hope he leaves it in the driveway so you can back over it with your car ;)

perdix 29

Monday 12 July 2010 15:29

Go find another stick to ride up and down on. You'll forget your boyfriend pretty quickly.

tucansam555 3

Monday 12 July 2010 16:35

1. **** U pogo sticks r amazing 2. maybe u suck at ****

cgoatr 0

Monday 12 July 2010 17:02

Waite? don't you ride him?

caribou_megs 7

Monday 12 July 2010 17:27

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