It's a mystery

ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It has begun. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids; no-body is safe.

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therealcheese 7

Lay in bed lock yo doors get yo shotgun put the gnomes in the fireplace and light them get in yo room and wait and you may cry and oh ya its slender gnome coming for you suprise.

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Grimase 10

Do u live alone? If not they must be f'in wit u.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

That sucks. Get ahold of the cops.

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sailorarctic 22

I highly suggest reading/watching Goosebumps: Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

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tazmanmike2013 17

Calling BS on this one. Yard gnomes seems to be a common FML theme, YDI for poor imagination.

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kirdypie 14

that's because you are obviously being stalked by some very tech savvy gnomes.

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solarrunner 16

Gnomes are always skilled in science and technology ;)

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Psychicgirl17 18

It's only a matter of time til you wake up and you see a gnome staring at you in the face. Scary just thinking about it. *shivers*

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cman024 4

haha that guys a pimp.

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