It hurts when I pee

By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
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Stumblebum30 5

do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

ydi for peeing in a cactus and not in the toilet.

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capthavoc123 0

I have to assume you deserved it since you were apparently at home and peeing outside instead of in your bathroom.

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bubber 0

He is a male, therefor the world is his urinal. I have peed in outside in six countries but I have never peed on a cactus. Add that to my list of things I need to do in life. Anyone who said he deserves it is either a woman who has never peed outside or a giant mangina who has never peed outside. Hell I am a rancher and I piss outdside more than I piss inside. Get over yourselves. OP. FYL

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spazz666 18

Lol what a moron. I'm a chick and I piss outside. Stop trying to make it sound like you're better than everyone just because you have a dick. Also, you've been to 6 countries and made it your goal to pee outside in each of them? I think the word you are looking for is "states" not "countries". Stop being a prick. That being said, OP damn well deserves this. He missed a perfect opportunity to write his name in sand with his own piss.

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Erindub 0

If I had a **** I'd pee on things too. I'm jealous : (

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oh_my_damn 0

i am speachless at ur stupidity so i will just say the obvious, ur a dumbass.

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kiter147 2

who pees on a catcus???? any way that must have felt soooooooooooo good

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