Cats and Animals: Insult to injury

Insult to injury

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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The Lovecats

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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loganh427 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)

veyn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

That must have been one strong hug. FYCL

Comments

CLIDEtheGLIDE 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:36

F your cat. Next time your about to get sick, instead of running to the bathroom, go find that damn cat and give it a taste of its own medicine

liveforthiis 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:37

that's why dogs are mankind's best friends ;D

theredshark 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:00

really? you need to work on getting yourself a stronger back

mainedem 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:50

Um, although I definitely feel for you, my friend...you can't reeeeeeally squeeze a cat.

Beeebop 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:48

I love cats. Hope you feel better soon. Get a new job. I feel like that everyday and it's so hard to get work anywhere these days.

princesskitten 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:06

My cat throws up on my bed and carpet a lot, and one day I came home to find a hairball the size of another whole cat on top of and on the floor next to my nightstand, but she's never thrown up ON me before. That sucks. Wish my cat would cuddle though.

rakhil11 7

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:52

XD 117!!! Awww, I'm sorry, you sound really upset and like you're having a horrible day...don't worry...tomorrow will be better...

scott_m319 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 5:28

=( Really, you guys? Come on. We all get depressed at points in our lives. This poor woman has one bad day and I see comments accusing her of blowing her problems way out of proportion! FYL, once for having a bad day at work, time for your cat throwing up on you, and additional times for every dick that told you to "man up" on this post. I don't know what reduced you to tears, and this FML is already months old, but I still wish I could hug you right now... I hope you feel better. P.S. @#106: It's a woman. You may want to check that in the future.