Inappropriate Billy Joel

By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
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tigerisabelle 31

You're just introducing them to the real world. a little early, perhaps, but hey. Give it 5 years and they'll all be cussing like sailors

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lui_pg 21

That's a performance they won't forget

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IWillEatYouAlive 16

Just try and tell them that they say shouldn't say it

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tarlax 11

These are kids. Telling them they shouldn't say it will only guarantee that they'll say it at every opportunity.

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TMO2142 25

as one who has been told this. doesnt really work XD

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Could have been worse. Could have been, "Ah son of a cunting motherfucking, bollocks-licking, shit-kicking, dicksucking son of a bitch!"

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lysx84 24

Sometimes "ouch" just isn't quite enough.

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interesting33 36

At least then there would be too many words to fixate on and they might not have remembered it.

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TMO2142 25

Are you Irish?(no offence) Usually Irish are the colorfully, creative swearers.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Nope, I'm British. Not got a drop of Irish in me, though my ex came from an army family and he cursed like his father.

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trumpet27 1

Yes. And then the teachers totally won't be pissed at you, that's for sure. (omfg. lmao)

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caggybandicoot 34

Pretend it's one of those avant-garde pieces with random vocalisations in it? Seriously though, apologise until you're blue in the face.

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luvlu444 24

That's what they go to school for, to be educated. You only taught them what they'll learn in a few years anyway

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popularonion 33

I hope you followed it with an "oopsie-daisy!"

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capnjacksparrow 7

I would say that you might have been okay since they might not have known what it meant, but these days im not so sure...

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writerchic85 25

I'm sure most of them have heard bad language before. They probably swear with each other when there are no adults around.

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vikky538 28

There is nothing wrong with yellingout such pain!

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