If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0

Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire

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mattman1994 0

28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too

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curzy 6

you can do it.. bite his freakin head off!

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paid2think 0

bats are comfortable to step on. u should try it too.

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RedPillSucks 31

F the bats life. How did you know it was a 'him'? Did you check out the little bat penis?

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BigDaddyCain 0

Looks like that bat was one STEP ahead of you. You should've told that bat to SHOE. That bat must have a lot of SOLE. Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week! :D

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RedPillSucks 31

You forgot "YYYYEEEAAHHHH!!!!!"

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guitardedman 0

hahaha dude that shit happened to me last week.. sleepin in my living room stoned with the door open and a ****** bat flies in and flies around for 10 minutes. **** bats

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medfly 2

OP, you should see a doctor. bats can carry diseases (including rabies).

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pster03 0

what makes you think it's a boy

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