ACAB, Fraud, Cops Work I'm innocent, I swear!

I'm innocent, I swear!

Anonymous - 16/07/2015 14:47 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a surprise raise and a promotion at work. Hours after accepting, our company was raided by police on fraud charges. Due to my new managerial position, I had to get grilled by cops. I may not have a job at all next week. FML

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unemployed - 18/10/2016 00:05 - United States - The Colony

Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

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Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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- 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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Asshat

- 04/09/2019 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, my hours at work were slashed due to company wide cut backs. The only coworker unaffected was the asshat who stole my promotion after I'd trained them. FML

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No one is safe

chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:59 - United States

Today, I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits. Today, news came down that the company is filing for bankruptcy. FML

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One step forward, two steps back.

MJF - 24/01/2018 15:00

Today, my boss thanked me for all my hard work and promised me a raise and a promotion. Shortly thereafter, she sent out a memo announcing she'd sold the company. The new owner immediately came in to "restructure." I got demoted. FML

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Money money money!

ofcourse - 13/09/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decided to give the 'non-management' employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before my promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demoted? FML

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Close but no cigar

bbb - 03/10/2012 16:19 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML

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Zebediabolical 40

Thursday 16 July 2015 20:13

If you don't know who the fall guy is... YOU'RE THE FALL GUY!

xmann277 13

Thursday 16 July 2015 20:15

Oh man, that is brutal. Really sorry that that happened.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 July 2015 5:25

evil people clicked YDI

Vlen_fml 20

Friday 17 July 2015 6:31

at least it's less than the average 10% all posts get

Joseph24689 14

Friday 17 July 2015 6:04

What a undercover mess up...

LycanGod 27

Friday 17 July 2015 17:34

"plant" manager? lol but talk about good luck followed by bad luck

curiouslilbird 19

Friday 17 July 2015 23:13

This is awful, OP! Truly FYL! May the investigation exonerate you so you can move on to a much better job!

mercyelvira42 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 7:40

Time to watch Fun with Dick and Jane and take notes

R_L_Jack 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 4:53

Sorry, it does suck, happened to my brother once a long time ago.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 20 July 2015 6:09

Sounds like something out of a bad sitcom. Sorry, OP, hope it works out.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 January 2017 2:11

<p>Sounds like you were set up, sorry OP. </p>

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