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I’m going on an adventure!

Anonymous - - United States

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

I'd tap that.

Perksofbeingawal 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:24

Braid them, bro.

megan_lovee 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:25

um let's see yu could shave yur feet??

eatpussy 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:28

Your a chick too..that blows.

jallred254 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:40

Nope. She does.

Zerizle 19

Monday 28 July 2014 20:55

That is the worst, most unrelated joke I've ever seen.

2ndSucks 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:31

There are much worse things to be remembered by.

Brandonbhp 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:32

PO-TA-TOES boil em mash em stick em in a stew

missyj0 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:10

._. tasty.

peteyfas 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:33

..you know what they say about a guy with hairy feet

raphanne_fml 33

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:48

No, but feel free to enlighen us...

dwcomposer 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:58

OP claims to be female too

peteyfas 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:00

...I got nothing...touché woman

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:38

FYL, hobbit.

Magic1 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

Hobbits have big feet too! And you know what they say about big feet... Well you're a girl so idk

Phustercluck 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:50

Big socks

stacianichole 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:04

Big shoes.

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:51

Loose vaginas

SnailJamsss 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:39

You should really shave.

spicyasscakes 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:41

fat hobbit is always so polite!

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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML

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Today, the man I've been dating for four months said he could see I had feelings for him, and he was mad because it made things complicated. FML

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Today, I received a birthday card from my dad, over a week late. It was addressed to me using my maiden name, the enclosed check also made out to me using my maiden name. I've been married for over 10 years. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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