I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep

Anonymous - 08/10/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML

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Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Safe driver, huh?

Blind idiot - 11/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, as I came home from work, I got to my car and was wondering why the door wouldn't open. My eyesight is poor and it was super dark outside, so I didn't realize it wasn't my car until the owner appeared and threatened to call the police. I might need to invest in night-vision goggles. FML

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Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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Suspicious activity

omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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Cops can't catch criminals

frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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kfchicken 31

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:16

the way you wrote it sounds creepy. what view were you enjoying behind bushes? and I don't think most people would think night vision green is a good way to appreciate a normal view

deathtiki 10

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:19

Under what pretext did they confiscate the nvgs sounds like they thought they have probable cause to suspect you of something

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:16

the way you wrote it sounds creepy. what view were you enjoying behind bushes? and I don't think most people would think night vision green is a good way to appreciate a normal view

deathtiki 10

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:19

Under what pretext did they confiscate the nvgs sounds like they thought they have probable cause to suspect you of something

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:32

Be honest: What "view" were you enjoying?

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:04

um.....sounds like maybe the cops weren't wrong. ydi

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:49

Well, don't be a perv.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 October 2019 8:02

Sometimes the cops get things right. They're not all bumblers like Amber Guyger.

grass20 3

Tuesday 8 October 2019 10:58

don't mind！

Charity Taylor 17

Tuesday 8 October 2019 11:03

I don't know what view you were enjoying. But you shouldn't just go about looking suspicious and/or like your creeping like that. Be more careful of what your surroundings are from here on out. If there's a lot of people; just don't do it because it won't be worth the trouble. If it's like in the mountains checking out some deer by all means go for it. Don't do so in neighbourhoods. That makes it creepy.