Kids: Hormonal

Hormonal

By LNamesOnly - 09/07/2012 07:31 - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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By no - 25/06/2016 02:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got in a huge fight with my pregnant wife because I cannot consent to naming our future daughter Paprika. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2025 09:00

Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML

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Knowledge is power

By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 17:58 - France

Today, at my cousin's baby shower, there was a discussion on what to name the baby. When the name Jacqueline was brought up, I made a face and exclaimed, "Ugh, I hate that name!" I was then informed that's the name of my cousin's mother-in-law. She definitely heard me. FML

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Wishful thinking

By Anonymous - 15/07/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 12:27 - France

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

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Love story

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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Monday 9 July 2012 12:41

I recently discovered a kind of 'disease' where the people who have it connect letters and/or numbers with colours. Let me Google it... Synesthesia, that's the one.

ReadALLDemLettrz 1

Monday 9 July 2012 12:36

Its just the hormones, nothin to worry about

Comments

chinagirl3343 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:21

I wouldn't name my worst enemy Tabitha.

howsitgoingjc 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:22

Synesthesia yes, I have that too so this FML gave me a belly laugh

baconandkittens 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:41

Its Synesthesia, where your senses get mixed up together. Its something you're born with.

minniejenn 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:37

guys listen to the Radiolab podcast about synesthesia!

SILVERbang 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:06

Um ewe that is a horrible name ! Don't forget your child has to live with that name all through elementary school - high school etc

Neatgalme 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 9:04

She is much more than hormonal dude!

Ashley91129 6

Tuesday 10 July 2012 9:07

Sounds like your wife has synesthesia. ._. Tabitha is an ugly name anyway. Sorry, Tabithas out there.

tomiller64 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 11:17

Coccaine's one hell of a drug

unhappycamperuk 12

Tuesday 10 July 2012 14:38

I'm loving the number of people familiar with this condition and am particularly pleased by the people stating that it's not a disease and she's not crazy. faith in humanity: restored!

Levvy 22

Tuesday 10 July 2012 15:21

She's a TINY bit crazy to be getting upset over it and raging at people just because of her particular condition, but yeah, nothing crazy about the condition itself. And pregnancy tends to make people crazy.