Hey there!

By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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yourmofo 6

Wave back, but not with your hand. Be creative.

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Mynameislinh 24

WELL. Which half was naked...?

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monagro 22

1 lock the door next time 2 In all fairness, waving is quite a nice response (instead of just freezing up, which is what most people would probably do). She sounds fun.

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bubbagrove 1

Hold on. Are we talking about a male or female?

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lovinloki 9

What is it with all these "toddler opening the door on me on the toilet" stories? Doesn't anybody lock the door when they're taking a crap??

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daemonsparta 16

.... she waved? did she like what she saw?

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SlapsKnee 12

At least she waved and didn't laugh or take a picture.

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