Hey there!

By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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She's lost control again

By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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KiddNYC1O 20

She digs the monster ****. Be proud.

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ultra_notorious 26

On the bright side perhaps there's potential for something on the side if things go south with the wife!

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crazytwinsmom 25

No privacy with kids in the house. Need to get curtains up.

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nevershouttami 11

Hey, folks! How you doing? You're gonna love this neighborhood, every single house here recycles.

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senor_awesome 14

I'm sorry, but what in the world does that have to do with anything?

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skyeyez9 24

Toddlers around the house means you will rarely get any privacy.

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noisebox 1

Well since you've now 'broken the ice' you can ask her to join in the three some you've always wanted.....

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