Love and Work: He tried.

He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Thursday 26 October 2017 22:18

If the girlfriend isn't interested in your side now, she never was going to be. You may have dodged a bullet there.

rebeccac12 18

Thursday 26 October 2017 7:00

if you have conversation proof I.e. texts or emails, screen shot them and post so your former gf will see your proof and you can call the chick out at the same time.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 November 2017 17:28

You whine to HR about an origami flower, things are gonna get ugly. Haven’t you seen “Fatal Attraction?”

dwight7476 11

Thursday 9 November 2017 20:02

Next time don’t have coworkers on your friends list unless they are a true friend

DragonMaiden7 15

Thursday 9 November 2017 22:35

This is why we don’t have relationships in the office. Did she hook you with the origami flower?

onceuponatime456 16

Friday 10 November 2017 2:49

You have lost nothing! Your ex-girlfriend is not worth crying over!

yeongji 31

Friday 10 November 2017 5:00

It seems to me that the ex was not committed to the relationship as much as she appeared to be since she believed it and did not hesitate to end it right then and there. As much as it hurts, it seems like you have dodged a bullet there because someone who does not even take the time to figure out what happened is not that invested in the first place. As for your coworker, I hope you blocked and deleted her off your contacts.

Friesian 7

Friday 10 November 2017 21:11

I would report the coworker to your higher ups for sexual harassment for hitting on you and then harassment for the social media posts. As far as everyone bashing on the gf, she could be a tool or she might feel she has a legitimate reason. If you’ve ever been cheated on or had a bad dating history you would understand why she would break up with him. I mean yeah, it sucks, but She didn’t exactly have a completely unreasonable reaction.